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Joke of the Day
"How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso"
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"One good turn gets most of the blankets."
"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."
"What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."
"What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years"
"Wait so does Smashing Pumpkins refer to destroying pumpkins or are they just super good pumpkins in England"
"What do you call a bearded gardener? Hairy Potter"
"How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"
"A psychic midget escaped from jail... Police bulletin read, ""Small medium at large."""
"Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? They're always stuck with a bill."