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Joke of the Day
"Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? They're always stuck with a bill."
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"What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind? Oh, the huge-manatee"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field"
"In dog beers I've only had 2."
"Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold."
"WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady who's baby I stole."
"A guy I know just posted ""I'm relaxing today, don't bother me"" on Facebook, and let me tell you: I was going to bother him but now I'm not"
"Why do black people never sleep? Because the last one who had a dream got shot"
"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year."