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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years"

"Troll: Horrible thing. Me: Horrible thing back. Troll: I was just giving my honest opinion. Me: Me too. Troll: But..."

"What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city? Christian Bale."

"Want to hear a joke about Sodium? Na"

"Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan? Because he was going *to fast*!"

"On the other hand, You have five fingers."

"I put my phone in airplane mode. Worst. Transformer. Ever."

"If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?"

"Tom Cruise's nickname in between the sheets Cruise missile."

"Can someone wake me up when this nightmare is over? *lies on floor, closes eyes tight* (in customer service line at Walmart)"