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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bearded gardener? Hairy Potter"

"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."

"It's a real Challenger When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said ""Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"" I am a bad person."

"Did you hear about the cannibal that only ate beans? Human Beans."

"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""

"Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? Brown chicken brown cow.."

"My FedEx guy knocks on the door like his son is dying and I'm the town doctor."

"I named my boat ""Marriage""... so that it will never sink, cause marriage is a hardship."

"100 ways to reach me: 1.) Text Me. 2.) Call Me. 2.) E-Mail. 3.) FB .... 98.) Homing Pigeon. 99.) Signal Flares. 100.) Voice Mail"

"Girls, If your boyfriend has to ask you for a blowjob... You've failed."