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Joke of the Day
"A psychic midget escaped from jail... Police bulletin read, ""Small medium at large."""
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"Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?.... ..because they've got a lot on their mind."
"Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning"
"My kids and I are exact opposites. They cry when I walk away, and I cry when they walk towards me."
"Ask your doctor if left is right for you."
"Volkswagon How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ash tray"
"After our house burnt down, the police said it could be someone we know... My wife and I had one question. ""Could it be arson?"""
"Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women"
"What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer? A bundt cake!"
"A super moon is just like a regular moon except Lois Lane doesn't recognize it when it's wearing horn rimmed glasses"