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Joke of the Day

"Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas. Neighbor: Nice. I got- Me: I know. I watched you guys open everything."

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"I was asking my comedian friend... for some advice on my act. I said ""I made a few cotton picking jokes but nobody found them funny"". He said ""It's simple, you need new material."""
"A hip-hop artist went to the shop to buy some cigarettes. He bought one pack for himself, and another for his hip-hop artist friend. He bought Tupac's."
"The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, ""uno, dos..."" *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres."
"Redimi2 - Bonita - Video Letra/Lyrics hola"
"""daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa"" *checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son"
"What was Hitlers favorite month? JEW LIE"
"I realized taking dogs for walks is basically their way of checking social media. One lap of smells is a newsfeed scroll. Peeing is posting."
"Being at the alligator park reminds me of my time in jail So many crocs."
"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."
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