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Joke of the Day

"The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, ""uno, dos..."" *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres."

"Rednecks give head so good I even heard of this Asian guy whose eyes bulged out after."

"Why is Kim Jung Un so upset? because he has no Seoul"

"Popsicle stick chemistry joke How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth? He said : ""Nah amine"""

"The best thing about algebra in high school is that it's in high school and I'm not."

"The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised or you have the satisfaction of knowing you were right all along."

"LPT...never trust a Genie who.... calls his penis his LAMP. I never got my wishes."

"What's the hardest thing on a cowboy? The 4th grade."

"I always hated church because of all the standing, kneeling and sitting... I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"When I see stars I think of you Because you're only beautiful from a distance"