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"My wife told me to give her 12"" and make her scream... So I did her 3 times in the poop chute and wiped my junk on the curtain. (can't remember where I stole this from)"
"A girl went to the village shaman She asked him ""I saw a dog in my dream and he was licking my foot. What does it means?"" The shaman replied ""It means that your other half will come soon"""
"What's the meaning of life? Why don't you google it?"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. Its a shitzu."
"My dad always said there was nothing wrong with black people He believed everybody should own one"
"If women only knew of the horrors men have imagined to prevent premature ejaculation. We've seen things. Horrible horrible things."
"Egg puns... ...are cracking!"
"Knock knock - Who's there? - Impatient cow. - Impatient co- - He already left."
"Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana."