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Joke of the Day

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"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out man."

"I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product, it also gave her a tan, makeup, and a smile."

"I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon."

"A cashier was serving a pregnant lady And enthusiastically asked ""Wow! Your child is so large already! Is it a boy or a girl?"" ""Yes"""

"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."

"I got fired from my job because I smile too much! I said, ""If I can't smile while I work then get yourself another funeral director!"""

"DATE: I chose this restaurant for the ambience. ME: Ah, very good. [to waiter] A bottle of your finest Ambiens, please."

"Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"Synonym is an antonym for antonym, but antonym is not a synonym for synonym. And I'm not even high or anything."