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Joke of the Day

"I was asking my comedian friend... for some advice on my act. I said ""I made a few cotton picking jokes but nobody found them funny"". He said ""It's simple, you need new material."""

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"The shape... Did you know? The shape of your mouth as you say the word ""poop"" is the same that your butthole makes when you poop! Same goes for diarrhea."
"How come the T Rex was an excellent stenographer? short hands.."
"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""
"If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious."
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"Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning? You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"What do you call a Muslim father who works at a supermarket? a Baghdad"