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Joke of the Day
"Being at the alligator park reminds me of my time in jail So many crocs."
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"Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew."
"Why are there no black snowmen? WHITE POWDER!!!"
"I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore"
"What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches? Salvador Deli."
"I'm not a bragger.... But if I would be, I'm pretty sure that I would be the best one in the World."
"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"Thought for the day: is Taylor Swift's song We are never getting back together' actually about her legs ?"
"folks we use a Mouse to browse a web. what are we on the internet or in a barnyard here. cmon damnit."