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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitlers favorite month? JEW LIE"

"My subaru wasn't working. How awd."

"A blind woman told me she thought I had some good girth on my cock I think she was just pulling my leg."

"I'm a necrophiliac. I like my Heine's cold."

"*wins oscar I'd like to thank my legs,for always supporting me;my arms,who are always by my side& also my fingers,I can always count on them"

"How do you burn a lot of calories at once? Douse a fat person with gasoline and light a match"

"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"

"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mother jumped on one back in 87"

"Did you hear about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."

"What do you do before deploying a tickle into production? A testicle!"