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Joke of the Day
"No thanks, dentist's office that used to be a house"
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"I was given two t-shirts, a jacket and a sweater. They where shirty gifts."
"tomorrow is national microphone day... check 12/12/12"
"""Grandpa, when did you know grandma was the one?"" When her sister dumped me."
"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."
"Jokes about women's menstruation aren't funny. Period."
"What did the regular hotel room say to the fancy hotel room Oh suite! This was made up by my 11 year old son, I thought it was fist bump worthy."
"When someone reads your message, then never responds, it's just hurtful. I mean, what else could they possibly have going on at 3 AM?"
"I saw a poor old woman slip over on some ice the other day... ... at least I think she was poor; she only had $3 in her purse."
"What do you call a boat that looks like a penis? A Freudian ship"