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Joke of the Day

"When someone reads your message, then never responds, it's just hurtful. I mean, what else could they possibly have going on at 3 AM?"

"What's the worst thing about being a gynecologist? You can't eat on the job."

"NSFW - Getting a kiss might make your day, ... Getting a kiss might make your day, but getting anal will make your hole weak. Read this in a porta-poty at Roskilda music festival last week."

"When I go to a restaurant, I stare at the menu for 10 minutes, and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times I've been there."

"Umm Adele, have you tried texting?"

"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"

"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."

"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot"

"DIVORCE Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, because they never get the house."