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Joke of the Day
"My friend recently got crushed by books. He's got his shelf to blame."
Next Joke
"Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Stuffed into a bag. Slung over the side of a mule. And brought to me by Juan Valdez."
"All knives are cutting edge technology. ... Or maybe just cutting technology."
"How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree? Wave hello"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer."
"My children annoy me so I'm leaving everything in my will to a nap I took in 2007."
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip."
"When I'm horny, I stroll into rooms on all fours, with my ass shaking up in the air, meowing incessantly until someone throws a shoe at me."
"Opinions are like assholes... I'd rather not hear yours."