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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boat that looks like a penis? A Freudian ship"
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"Did you hear about the motorbike who came out to his parents? He was bi-cycle"
"""Spirits, are you there?"" [ouija board] IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT ""Damn it, we've held a seaonce again!"""
"""is that blood or ketchup?"" ketchup ""how is that even possible?"" *surgeon stops making incision* I don't know"
"When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin."
"Christmas breakup: play Lexus commercial theme, when they run outside have all their crap packed for them on your driveway, lock the door."
"If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors what do you get? Snippy answers."
"I want my last words be... ""I didn't want these to be my last words."""
"I have two children, one's five months and the other is twenty one months... ...we didn't want too big a gap, so my wife had them both by caesarean. -Ed Byrne"
"Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken."