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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boat that looks like a penis? A Freudian ship"
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"Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?"
"(NSFW) My wife was doing the mannequin challenge way before it got popular. She only does it when we have sex though."
"Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!"
"A fax machine is just a surprise printer."
"Every morning I wake up super pissed at my parents because I have to go to work instead of living off a trust fund."
"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."
"Wait a minute... Computer! Freeze this porn video! Now, zoom in 900%. Enhance... Enhance... Rotate 360 ... There! NO WEDDING RINGS!"
"What's the difference between an onion and a woman? I cry when I cut open an onion"
"I lost my thumb in a serious movie rating accident."