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Joke of the Day
"tomorrow is national microphone day... check 12/12/12"
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"Let us all take a moment of silence to remember the many socks lost in the past and the fucking dryers that stole them."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way."
"Him: You smell good...what are you wearing? Me: Weed."
"You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with ""but in a good way""."
"Man this clown thing is really getting out of control there are even 2 clowns running for president ."
"If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?"
"What animal has a dick on its back? A police horse."
"Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called ""The Johnson Years""."
"Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc but don't forget to send your bill to the other man."