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Joke of the Day

"I was given two t-shirts, a jacket and a sweater. They where shirty gifts."

"What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen hotshots don't monkey around with me!"

"19 and 20 had a fight. 21."

"What do you call a spider that likes 80s music? A Durantula."

"Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer? He was pushing the right trigger."

"how are high schoolers similar to women? they're always asking ""when will this period be over?"""

"Why are women so bad at being hockey goalies? Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads."

"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."

"I tried to catch fog today Mist"

"What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up? A high low small medium at large."