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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about women's menstruation aren't funny. Period."
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"What do you get when you cross a killerwhale and a cow? I don't know but don't try to milk it!"
"Black Friday Matters!! No, all Fridays matter."
"How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder. ""Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"""
"Whenever someone asks if I'm a robot I tell them no I'm androidgynous."
"Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't ""all that,"" but the reception was great!"
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it."
"I think my friend Ben has a bad reputation. Every time I tell someone that me and my other buddy are friends with Ben Ofitz, they give me a strange look."
"i dont swirl my wine because im sophisticated i do it because i can barely stand"
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ... ""Stop shaking the fucking ladder you little cunt!"""