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Joke of the Day
"I have kleptomania but when it gets bad, I take something for it."
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"What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby? Their parents."
"So a termite walks into a bar... And asks, hey, is the bartender?"
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank"
"Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough, you can neither drive nor shut the hell up."
"I like my women like my coffee... Imported, ground up, and in my freezer!!"
"Why was the rabbit hopping in circles? Because I shot its leg off."
"A friend got some vinegar in his ear now he suffers from pickled hearing."
"A rude answer to when someone tells you they want something that isnt going to happen. Want in one hand and shit in the other one, then tell me which one fills up first."
"Doctor, Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter... Sorry, I don't follow you."