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Joke of the Day

"A friend got some vinegar in his ear now he suffers from pickled hearing."

"I always used to think my parents are like siblings' sounds so much better than, my parents are, like, siblings.'"

"Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat? Because he got a little c-stick."

"German men like their women like they like their beer Full."

"Where does Obama live? The ""Baracks"""

"Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny."

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."

"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"

"A Jew walks into a wall with an erection. Gets a broken nose. What does an Asian get? A broken nose."

"Girls who are easy on the eyes are usually hard on the balls and wallet."