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Joke of the Day
"Doctor, Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter... Sorry, I don't follow you."
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"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."
"I bet vampires just walk around saying how different things were in back the old days."
"so i'd tell ya a casey anthony joke but my mother would kill me..."
"What happens when you give an Autobot a blowjob? The power goes out."
"Never trust a Parasol... I hear they can be shady."
"Waking up to a ""fcuk you"" text message instead of a ""good morning"" one is surprisingly not that bad."
"[phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u? ME: Well u know that jewellers where u saw that ring u wanted? W: OMG M: I'm in a bar not far from there"
"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !"
"What do you get when a cow has sex with coffee? Decalf"