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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby? Their parents."
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"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"
"Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn't fit."
"What makes food go bad? [bacteria](/spoiler)"
"My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes."
"You're a vegetarian? That's a missed steak"
"Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks."
"I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy ...and my face smashes right into the mirror."
"What's blue and orange & sits at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands."
"Life Pro Tip: Putting your phone in airplane mode will stop ads while you play."