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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like my coffee... Imported, ground up, and in my freezer!!"
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"Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?"
"I bet if Leornardo DiCaprio has a kid... he names it Oscar so he can finally have one."
"I used Bing to search something the other day. That's it. That's the whole joke."
"My penis is jealous because... baby, you just blew my mind"
"Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible? Because torque is cheap"
"I'll always remember Granddad's last words to me... ""WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER?"""
"The bank robbery would have ended much better for me if I hadn't stopped on the way out at the ATM to deposit the money."
"Me: Would you remarry if I died? Wife: Yes. Me: What?!? Would you at least WAIT awhile? Wife: Depends. Are you dead because I killed you?"
"Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school."