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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank"
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"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"
"Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? It's mistaken for granite."
"Why did the junkie walk into the pet store? To buy some quack croakaine!"
"Why is Donald Trump's pet bee so unwilling to share information? It's a cagey bee."
"Did you hear about the sexually frustrated lawyer? He got off on a technicality."
"What the lifelong atheist said when he reached the Pearly Gates. I'll be damned!"
"""I'M SO FUCKING WET!"" She screamed... ""GIVE IT TO ME!"" Alas, she can scream all she wants, but I'm not giving her the umbrella."
"I bought a treadmill because I ran out of closet space for my clothes."
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable!"