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Joke of the Day
"DAD: You're adapted. SCREENPLAY: What?!"
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"In the 80s they used an egg in a frying pan to demonstrate a brain on drugs only because they didn't have Twitter in the 80s"
"What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck? Shaun O'flanagan"
"allentine's ay. For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th."
"They say my generation is completely narcissistic ... They're just jealous ..."
"Now that China has blocked Wikipedia, they're considering replacing it with... ... Xikipedia!"
"Passed a sign that says, ""All you can eat, $30/person"" but I don't think I can eat $30 worth of people."
"A Haiku For My Salad: I do not like you You will never be grilled cheese You make my mouth sad"
"I'm not racist my best friend growing up was black Until my dad sold him"
"When that guy has sex with his wife on a motorcycle he's ""cool."" When I do it I'm ""absconding with the cadaver."""