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Joke of the Day
"Who did the Indian Girl choose to Marry? No one. Her parents chose for her."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !"
"CRAZY PRANK!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"
"A Jumper Cable Walks Into a Bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you if you promise not to start anything."""
"My friend told me I was smart enough to be the next Isaac Newton... Well Newton died a lonely virgin so clearly I'm doing something right"
"I hate it when people stare at me and don't say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask."
"Don't buy a belt at the zoo, it's just a snake trying to escape."
"TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a tramp."
"Q: What's the best pickup line to use in a gay bar? A: May I push in your stool?"
"""How am I driving?"" No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car."