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Joke of the Day

"We're adults. It's bad enough we selfie. Don't make it worse with the surprise face selfie"

"I just moved to a new housing estate and asked my girlfriend to celebrate with anal Her response; ""N.I.M.B.Y"""

"What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper."

"""I make everything sad, but I'll class your shit up."" - Violins"

"61% of internet traffic is from bots... ...the other 39% is Reddit users manically hitting refresh to check their upvotes on new posts"

"What do you call a sexy Muslim A ji-hottie!"

"What do you call a 7' 2"" fortune teller in his underpants? A large medium in smalls."

"I took my turtle for a walk. It's been six months and we are finally at the end of my driveway."

"Everyone is furious about Trump's greatest crime: Beating a woman"

"Why did I break up with my spare change? It was too clingy"