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Joke of the Day
"Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq? Because there are too many targets."
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"From my handwriting identification skills. I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year."
"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to pigs? A hamosexual."
"i bet Slash has a lot of trouble trying to tell people how to get to his website"
"My favorite way to mop the bathroom floor is to give the kids a bath. The walls, too. Yup, and ceiling."
"There are two things a bloodhound can smell and can't smell A man's sweat and sweat"
"Dude tried to pick me up at the gym but I was like bro I'm dying just let me lay here"
"Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory."
"As an English person there's one thing I love between me and the French. The English Channel."
"I like my coffee like I like my men, Big, black, and strong."