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Joke of the Day

"I wish I could commute by roller coaster."

"I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!"

"Donalds trumps presidential campaign"

"How did the German dad scold his son for eating too much frozen dessert? QUIT Haagen-Dazs ICE CREAMS!"

"My friend's mum has a saying ""40 is the new 30"". Lovely woman. Banned from driving though."

"Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming by."

"I almost got hit by a car just now, but it was a cool car and I'm looking pretty cool today so it would have been cool."

"Last night I was questioned by a detective, and then afterwards we had sex EDIT: Seriously, gilded? I'm speechless"

"What's a racist's favorite race? The 3k."

"what has nine legs, four feet and orange? Nothing, fuck off"