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Joke of the Day
"My friend's mum has a saying ""40 is the new 30"". Lovely woman. Banned from driving though."
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"Nurse: Taking you back into surgery. Something was sewn inside you. Me: What? Can I talk to the surgeon? [from my stomach] I'm right here"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by Mila Kunis."
"My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels."
"I get my exercise by running and jumping over the light beam before my garage door closes on me."
"What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever"
"What is Reddit's favorite airliner? Virgin airlines."
"do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?"
"A Freudian Slip A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother"
"I've never gotten in a car accident whenever I'm drunk or high. So, statistically, based on the data, I am a worse driver when I'm sober. Now where's my whiskey?"