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Joke of the Day
"Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming by."
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"what is the hardest part of eating a veggtable. might be offensive. THE WHEEL CHAIR!"
"My wife told me she'll leave me if I go blind. I guess I'll just have to see."
"What do black men find most shocking about sex? Tazers"
"I hate shopping. No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!"
"Did you hear about the guy who tried to mend his belt with watches? It was a waste of time"
"I read the symptoms for being a hypochondriac... AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!"
"Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby ""Marvin"""
"So a police officer is called out to the scene where a Mercedes is wrapped around a tree, He said ""Well, I guess that's the way the Mercedes Benz"""
"My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ""cunt."" I suppose she has a point, I really should make an effort to learn her mother's real name."