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Joke of the Day
"I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!"
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"Thumb war is never the thumb answer."
"I never realized how overweight my thumbs were until I tried typing on an iPhone."
"""Get over yourself."" *Me teaching clones how to play leapfrog"
"What is the difference between New York City and the deep south? In the deep south they at least had a show trial before letting murders walk free."
"What the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway."
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed!"
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saurus?"
"I'm no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose ""baby weight"" is to have the baby."
"Half the fun of buying your child a piece-of-shit knock off game system is how mad they get when you refer to it as a ""Playstation""."