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Joke of the Day
"I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!"
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"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven"
"What kind of pictures do turtles take? Shellfies!"
"Like a true gentlemen, I always put women and children first. I hate walking into spiderwebs..."
"Today I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked!"
"Cows What do you call a cow on no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs? Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs? Your mom."
"How come my wife can't hold her bladder for more than three hours but she can hold a grudge for fourteen years?"
"What did one buttcheck say to the other buttcheck? After all the shit that has been between us, we will never be apart."
"Amish girl Do you know why the amish girl was excommunicated? Two mennonite"
"You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st It's only the first date."