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Joke of the Day
"If today's weather were a fashion line, which would it be? Burrrrberry"
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"What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly? Cops"
"How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to its last quarter."
"What did Black-Della wear? Whatever her Massa chooses."
"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad"
"Two cashews walk into a bar... The Bartender says ""How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"" The Cashews reply, ""Do you think we're Nuts?!"""
"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"
"What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving? Derive, derive, derive!"
"To the people who will be posting 9/11 jokes this month: Please don't do it. Making jokes about 9/11 is just **plane** wrong. ~~dontkillmeforthis~~"
"Did you hear about the failed Origami shop? If folded."