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Joke of the Day
"If today's weather were a fashion line, which would it be? Burrrrberry"
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"You can tell a lot about a person during the opening of Queen's ""Under Pressure"" depending on how bummed they are it's not ""Ice Ice Baby""."
"Detective: someone's been stealing boats, can we look in your basement? Me: I don't have a basement *sound of foghorn from basement*"
"Why don't gays like to play hide-and-seek? Because everyone knows they're in the closet"
"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!"
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling"
"She was only the stableman's daughter but all the horsemen knew her."
"Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy."
"How do you turn soup to gold? Add 24 carrots"
"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""