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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks."

"Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany? diepole"

"A cannibal showed up late to the luncheon His friends gave him the cold shoulder."

"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."

"What do you call Robin Hood's mother? Mother Hood."

"Doggies get too much credit for that position. Really, every animal likes to do it that way."

"""Doctor I think I need glasses!"" ""You certainly do Sir, this is the butchers."""

"Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic? He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere."

"Is your fridge running? Nah, it's chillin."

"Did you hear about Ken M.? He was a master baiter, but they told him to beat it."