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Joke of the Day
"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."
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"Since twitter, I don't go from home to car to work to car to home I go from charger to charger to charger to charger to charger"
"To back up his ""every action has an equal and opposite reaction"" theory, Newton should've released one simultaneously saying ""no it doesn't"""
"Marries a mime. Lives quietly ever after."
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There was 20 of them"
"Pro Tip: You can slap anybody, as hard as you want, as long as you yell ""spider"" first. They may even thank you."
"I'm NOT ashamed of my body. I worked hard for athletic build, healthy brown hair, 4 gorgeous legs, strong neck, big wet nose, clip clop feet"
"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."
"A man armed with lazer guns shot up a church... ...people went running pew after pew."
"What's the ultimate rejection? When you masturbate and your hand falls asleep."