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Joke of the Day
"Doggies get too much credit for that position. Really, every animal likes to do it that way."
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"Pulling pants up high to conceal a big belly is like a comb-over for the gut."
"Guy : Damn Girl, are you a newspaper? Girl : No, Why? Guy : Because there is a new fucking issue with you every day."
"I made a Tech Joke Q: What did one device say to the other? A: Are you syncing what I""m syncing?"
"Broccoli is like sex If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult"
"A cannibal is waking in the jungle & passes his friend."
"Some people have hauntingly good looks. Not you though, you're just really scary looking."
"What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"God likes Saturn more than he likes earth Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it."