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Joke of the Day

"""Doctor I think I need glasses!"" ""You certainly do Sir, this is the butchers."""

"Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls."

"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."

"Why are you breaking up with me? ""You treat your dog like a baby. It's weird"" Shh *puts hands over dog's ears* he's 26 months he understands"

"If Donald Trump becomes president in 2016, there will be hell toupee."

"I saw a car with the registration plate 'BDR MNHF' earlier. Now I feel like I'm seeing it everywhere."

"a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk... coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!"

"Note to guy who hit the crosswalk button like 45 seconds after I did & just then it changed: You didn't do that. I did that."

"A blonde joke"

"What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner? [removed]"