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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic? He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere."

"What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? A ginger snap."

"What did John and Yoko say when their son wouldn't eat his vegetables? ""All we are saying is give peas a chance."""

"8 friends share a pizza. Why did one friend not get any? He didn't get his fair share: one over eight."

"Why did they spray rose water cologne on Scott Weiland at the funeral home? So he smelled great while dead & bloated."

"What did Hitler tell his wife on Valentines Day? Be Mein"

"My friend has the Koran on DVD... I asked him if he could burn me a copy."

"How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale? Weasley twins are 50% off"

"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."

"What do you call a female pilot's vagina? A cock pit."