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Joke of the Day
"Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany? diepole"
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"What do you call a prostitute with her hands up her own skirt? Self Employed"
"Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?"
"I've just been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants..... Feefiphobia"
"Why don't blind people sky-dive? (from ""Money Train"") Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
"Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking."
"It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes."
"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."
"*Filling out application* Sex: ""no thanks"" Well maybe I should write yes... I really need this job. You know what? Yeah sure I'll take sex."
"woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it"