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Joke of the Day
"TIFU: I ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! Oops. Wrong sub."
Next Joke
"Be careful when you're watching a movie with your wife. You're gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does."
"I just made up a joke. Knock knock... Who's there? A mister. A mister who? A mister rains down in Africa. ... works better if you say it out loud."
"What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? ""I think we're in sink."""
"2 Goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Do you have holes in your socks? You don't? Then how do you put your feet in?"
"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."
"Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems."
"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police"
"I played a game of poker with a leper. He threw his hand in."