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Joke of the Day

"I just made up a joke. Knock knock... Who's there? A mister. A mister who? A mister rains down in Africa. ... works better if you say it out loud."

"Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're dead."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak."

"What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar? The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was."

"This strange woman won't stop talking to me so I'm going to stare at her eyebrows until she gets paranoid and leaves me alone."

"Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD? You think you've got AIDS"

"What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur."

"Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining."

"What do a fly and a boner have in common? You can't go to sleep without whacking it."

"The difference between me and Bill Gates is ""th"". He makes tens of millions of dollars per year. I make tenths of millions of dollars per year."