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Joke of the Day

"Do you have holes in your socks? You don't? Then how do you put your feet in?"

"Q: What do you call a slow hurricane? A: A slowicane."

"Women are always complaining that I make too many 'dick' jokes but I don't understand why. I mean, that's the only part of me guaranteed to make them laugh."

"I am not an alcoholic. I simply enjoy living in liquid medium."

"If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?"

"My math teacher used to call me average. How mean!"

"Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul."

"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...."

"I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon."

"Did you hear the one about the peanut who rode the subway? He was a salted. Sexually. He was a salted sexually. . . .there's nothing funny about that."