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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who nearly drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was saved by a strong currant."

"Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in."

"A helicopter I know was really frustrated after trying to grow his facial hair out His beard was Apache one"

"What kind of dessert do ghosts always come back for?? A Boo Meringue"

"What do you call a wind that never gusts? Disgusting. I'll see myself out..."

"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."

"How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit? The tame way."

"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me."

"She's not my fake internet girlfriend, she's my eBae."

"""I really regret not taking up bow hunting"" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light."