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Joke of the Day

"Be careful when you're watching a movie with your wife. You're gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does."

"My dad always told me to follow in his footsteps... ... he died in quicksand"

"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."

"Remember, it's not what you do... it's what you get away with."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... ...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!"

"On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker."

"the ideal number of pillows should be on a bed is 6-10."

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Bob had a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a guy."

"what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami."