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Joke of the Day
"2 Goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
Next Joke
"How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday? With a low-key event"
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They always take the green cards"
"* tries to spread peanut butter * Peanut Butter: I have a boyfriend"
"The thing about reverse psychology is that everybody gives you downvotes..."
"""Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?"" ""you mean cheese?"" [waiter struggling to keep bowl covered] ""that does make more sense actually"""
"What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque."
"Why did Michael Brown rob the convenience store? He was so hungry he could eat a bullet."
"The walk of shame: When you toss a paper ball in trash, miss, then have to go get it."
"I had an ant bite my penis today. it feels like a little prick."