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Joke of the Day

"What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? ""I think we're in sink."""

"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."

"So if something's not ""unique"" then it's just ""ique,"" right?"

"Confidence should never be confused with arrogance. Arrogance is spelled way differently."

"A cow once saved my life. I guess you could call it Bovine Intervention."

"Detective: Did your husband have any enemies, ma'am? Wife: Well, the cat next door never really liked Jim, and that always seemed a bit odd."

"(Sigh) I thought ""The Scarlet Letter"" was a book about red stationery...."

"[orders 2,000 Big Macs thinking I'll only have to tell my mom 'I love her' for them] Cashier: that'll be $5,364.32 Me: shit"

"If Apple Saudi Arabia made a Wrestling Game, it would be called... iSlam."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane ? A pilot, of course."