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Joke of the Day
"Harper Lee's new novel is a Mexican spinoff of her classic... Tequila Mockingbird"
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"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."
"I met a guy today with a huge tumor... It was tho growth."
"Why can't you trick unemployed jesters? Because they're nobody's fool"
"I was watching a film with my little lad earlier.. He said, ""Dad I'm scared, is that woman going to die?"". I said ""Judging on the size of that horses cock, then yes son, I'm afraid so""."
"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because they like to climax at the part when the hooker gives the money back."
"Two muffins sitting in an oven... The first turns to the other and says ""Holy shit, it's hot in here"" The other exclaims ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't. He fell off your bike."
"How come sheeps don't fly........... Because they are scared of the Airwolf."
"What do you call a communist hip-hop musician? MC Hammer and Sickle."