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Joke of the Day

"I had a dog that always used to chase people on motorcycles In the end I had to take the keys off him"

"Who invented cereals? Chris P."

"I am woman hear me ROAAAoh is that chocolate?"

"A Dream Job I was interviewed today by a Far East Sultan to be a eunuch to guard his harem of 365 women. What an ideal career!! Sadly, the Sultan told me I wasn't cut out for the job."

"I must be an odd one Because I can't even"

"How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom."

"What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all? Toot-in-common"

"Remember those days when using ""protection"" meant wearing your helmet?"

"Did you ask her out? Yes. And? She only dates guys named Matt. Cause she likes to walk all over them? No, tattoo she can't afford to remove."

"Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface."