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Joke of the Day

"I had a dog that always used to chase people on motorcycles In the end I had to take the keys off him"

"Jesus wrote a play about a tornado. It was an Act of God."

"When I was young our phones didn't have internet, they had SNAKE!"

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear."

"Childhood is like getting drunk.. ... everyone remembers what you did except you."

"Sometimes I wake up grouchy sometimes I let her sleep"

"Remember... You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose."

"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."

"who said that girls don't have a good sense of direction? they sure know their way down."

"Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne Frankly sick of them."