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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins sitting in an oven... The first turns to the other and says ""Holy shit, it's hot in here"" The other exclaims ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"What is the longest rope in the world? Europe"

"What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire? The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery."

"someone adopt my gpa because i can't raise it myself"

"What did the horse say when he fell over? ""Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."""

"You heard about the guy who stole that calendar right? he got 12 months ...I'll see myself out"

"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."

"Why was the broom late for work? It over swept."

"I can't wait to try Alton Towers newest ride The Air Ambulance."

"started my own brewery kindof just pour root beer into square bottles."