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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't. He fell off your bike."
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"Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh"
"Romantic movies taught me that you always have to walk out after a big argument so that 6yrs later you can meet by chance and get married."
"*leads horse to water* ""You're not gonna drink, are you?"" *horse neighs* ""It's The Fountain of Eternal Youth."" Horse: You're not foaling me."
"i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild."
"As I've gotten older, my answer to any problem, more and more, is ""burn it down""."
"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up"
"First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up"
"I once dated a girl who had 12 nipples. Sounds pretty crazy, dozentit?"
"sometimes i literally would stop replying to someone for a whole hour because i be googling a very specific reaction gif for the convo"