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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't. He fell off your bike."
Next Joke
"A woman, a Jew, and a Hispanic walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What's this, a presidential election?"""
"Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?"
"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"
"Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!"
"Fitbits are the selfies of exercise."
"*aggressively skips to my Lou*"
"Your Mom: Over 10,000,000,000 Served"
"Got so drunk last week that I married a thermostat Talk about turning the heat up on a relationship."
"What's the cheapest meat on the Market? Dear balls. They're under a buck."